One night, while the closet was at max capacity, I was scrolling social media. Some of you get targeted social media ads for new clothing or a trendy experience in your city, but as the “insurance guy” here at Hodinkee, I get targeted ads for safes. Yes, safes. Which got me thinking – should I buy one? Certainly, I’ve made less practical purchases through Instagram (see my credit card statement as proof) but a safe would be the perfect catalyst for organizing that closet, after all, that’s where it would sit.